…when a man, who may or may not have been high off his ass, tells you that you “have an awesome face.”
…when a construction worker you’re passing on the street tells you he’s lost his puppy, and asks you to help him find it.
Creepers, creepers, everywhere.
…when you have the following exchange with a gentleman:
Him: “This city has definitely gotten cuter lately. How long have you lived here?”
You: “About 6 years.”
Him: (thoughtfully) “Yeah, I think that’s about when it started.”
Well done sir, well done.
…when a guy chilling on his stoop says, “I hope your man tells you nice things every day, because you are beautiful.”
…when a man walking past you pulls out his cell phone and says into it, “Yes, I see her now, she’s wearing a striped shirt and lookin’ all cute in her short shorts…”
…when a man pulls over while you’re walking and rolls down his window. You think he needs directions so you take out one earbud, only to hear him say, “I just wanted to tell you that you’re a very beautiful woman. Have a nice day.”
…when an old Italian man on a moped calls out, “Smile sweetheart, you’re a pretty girl!” as he rides past you.
…when the guy giving out samples at the grocery store apologizes for staring, “But your eyes are just too beautiful, I can’t look away,” and tells you to feel free to stop by his table again, “just to talk,” if you feel like it.
…the old man crossing the street tells you to, “Get that face on ten magazine covers! You’re beautiful sweetie!”
…when you pass a guy you shmade out with once walking with his new girl, and he pauses mid-sentence and stares until you’ve passed.