DREAMLIFE: Miss Rumphius

Have you ever read Miss Rumphius?  I hope you have, because if you haven’t, ARE YOU HUMAN? DO YOU HAVE A HEART?

Anyway, Miss Rumphius by Barbara Cooney is absolutely our dreamlife in picture book form.  The story and the gorgeous illustrations come together to make what was definitely one of our favorite books growing up.  We’ve always wanted to be Alice Rumphius.

The book tells us the story of Alice, who grows up with her artist grandfather, who sometimes lets her paint the skies into his pictures.  She wants to be just like him when she grows up.  She says that she too will go to faraway places and will live beside the sea.  He tells her that there is one more thing she must do in her life – she must do something to make the world more beautiful.

When Alice grows up, she travels the world, to jungles and deserts, and to tall mountains where the snow never melts.  Then, dream of all dreams, Alice becomes a librarian.  And she moves into her house by the sea.  Can you even believe what a dream that house is? I will take it please!

One winter, Alice is very sick, and has to stay in bed.  She remembers that there is one more thing on her grandfather’s list that she needs to accomplish.  How can she make the world more beautiful?  “The world already is pretty nice,” she thought.

The following spring, Alice notices that some of the lupines she’d planted had sprung up not only in her garden, but also across the hillside around her house.  “’I don’t believe my eyes!’ she said as she knelt in delight. ‘It was the wind that brought the seeds from my garden here! And the birds must have helped!’”  Then she realizes how she can make the world more beautiful.  She and her cat (of course she has a cat) travel the countryside and scatter seeds everywhere.  The townspeople are like, “What? This catlady is crazy!” But then all of the flowers bloom and they love it and they start to call her the Lupine Lady and come to visit her.

So anyway.  We want her life.  We want the travels to exotic lands, we want to be a librarian and live in a house by the sea with our cat and have a garden.  We want to be the gentle, kind lady who reads books to children and has an awesome grey streak in her sloppy bun.  The book doesn’t mention it, but it’s pretty obvious from how awesome Alice is that she also bakes a lot of cookies and drinks tea on that fabulous seaside porch.  She is just all in all, a genuinely good person.

Miss Rumphius is such a wonderful example to kids – and grown up G&G Girls – of what a wonderful life looks like.  It may seem weird to have a fictional role model, but hey, if the shoe fits…

 

Also, check out what a babe the author/illustrator was. The lovely Miss Cooney said that the book was the closest she would ever come to an autobiography.  In today’s world of Hello Kitty and oversimplified rhyming “books” about sharing, we couldn’t agree more with her philosophy: “I believe that children in this country need a more robust literary diet than they are getting…. It does not hurt them to read about good and evil, love and hate, life and death. Nor do I think they should read only about things that they understand…. a man’s reach should exceed his grasp. So should a child’s. For myself, I will never talk down to—or draw down to—children.” Amen Barbara. And she said that in 1959, can you imagine how appalled she would be today!?

We think we could have been good friends.

Nothin’ but Class Around Here

There are not many reasons why we would advise our dear readers to venture into Jersey.  However, the abundance of cheap booze available in mega-liquor stores is at the top of that short list.  And sometimes, since PA is such a tight ass about alcohol, you just can’t find what you need at your local state store that is only open until 5 and closed on Sundays.

And you need this.

Box wine in a purse?  What?!  Volere is catering to all us ladies by packing 1.5 liters of vino in a “fashion forward design,” available in red, white and rose.  Of course, of course, these are not sold in PA, but are available in Jersey, which is oh so fitting.  Can’t you just picture Snooki and JWoww stumbling along with one of each color on their arms, and the Housewives using them as weapons to “wine purse whip” each other in the face?

That’s not to say that G&G doesn’t want one.  We totally do.

This Just Moved to #1 on Our Life Wishlist

I am really having a hard time putting into words how I feel about this bird’s nest bed.   Basically, I am just feeling overwhelming amounts of happiness.

Can you even imagine sleeping and snuggling in this giant nest?  Talk about a dreamlife! Sleeping in a giant bird’s nest of pillows just sounds like the right way to live.  I feel like it would make you feel so safe and secure and snuggled in.  You could hole up in that thing all winter watching marathons of TV shows and eating.  There is plenty of room for a dog or two, and maybe a man.

I can not believe I lived this long without knowing this existed, and I hope I don’t have to live much longer without it.  Designed by an Israeli architectural group, the nest comes in three sizes and is currently only built to order.  So I have no idea how much this baby costs, but they say you can’t put a price on happiness, and I really don’t care.

Someone get me one of these STAT.

DREAMLIFE: Instagram Stalking Edition

 

Photo from littlehousehomeschooling.blogspot.com/

The G&G Girls are pretty good at stalking, and Instagram only makes it easier for us to peep in on other people’s lives.  Through word of mouth from fellow dreamlife stalkers, and by exploring hashtags like “homeschoolingmom,” we now have a regular lineup of Instagrams to creep on.  But “creep on” sounds so negative.  Let’s say “aspire to” instead.  Because each of these five women are real life examples of G&G’s Dreamlife, and one day we hope to be just like them.  They make us so happy, because they are living proof that our “loving dreamboat husband-backyard chickens-awesome homeschooled kids” dreamlife really can be done!

Thanks ladies!

Here are links to the blogs/websites belonging to our most devotedly stalked Dreamlife Ladies:

-Little House Homeschooling

- Ash Parsons

- Bleu Bird

- House of Habit

- Denise Bovee

 

No More Negative Nancies

Listen, I can not tell you how badly you need to get the Debbie Downers out of your life.  Just do it.  Just stop hanging out with them right now.  I know it sounds mean, and G&G Girls are generally very nice people, but it’s for the best.  Because you know what?  Negative Nancies like being negative, and ending your friendship with them will give them something new to complain about, which will in a weird way make them happy.  Because NNs and DDs love to complain.

Which you already know, because that’s all they do when you are around them.  Complain, and criticize, and generally just bring down the mood of everyone around them.

AND G&G DOES NOT NEED THAT!

The G&G Girls are happy people.  We like to bake cookies and grow flowers and snuggle things like babies and puppies.  But sometimes, when we are hanging out with an NN, we feel darkness growing inside of us.  And instead of a giggling baby, we see drool and spit up.  And when we see a fatty on the treadmill, we want to crack a joke, when really, our normal first thought would be, “Good for them!”

Lately, G&G has been taking stock of our friends, and we’ve realized that after years of weeding, we’ve been left with a really great crop.  We have surrounded ourselves with nothing but edifying people.  Friends who encourage and support and tell us that we are beautiful.  We have gotten rid of the people who belittle our small successes or  tell us those shoes don’t go with that dress.  ”Friends” that just make us feel shitty, and make us second guess our own self worth.

There’s a saying, that you are the average of the five people you hang out with the most.  Obviously you are your own person, but you can’t deny that you are influenced by the people around you.  So make a point of surrounding yourself with people that have qualities that you admire.  Surround yourself with people that encourage, motivate and support you, and do the same for them.  And, most importantly:

DREAMLIFE: Kids in Galoshes

Galoshes are for tromping through mud, and jumping in puddles, and visiting the animals in the barn.  Basically, galoshes are for all sorts of fun things.  They are fun to say, and fun to wear, and are an essential part of a Dreamlife.

You know those pictures of different sized galoshes lined up by the door?  The daddy galoshes, the mommy galoshes, and a few pairs of baby galoshes, all lined up ready to go outside and play.  Those pictures make me so happy, because I imagine the family that wears them having so much fun.

They make pancakes for breakfast, and go blueberry picking, and they definitely have chickens and a dog, and maybe a barn cat or two.  The kids don’t sit around on their iphones all day, because they are swinging on the tire swing and digging worms and stomping puddles in their galoshes.  They’re living the dreamlife.

DREAMLIFE: Small Town Coffee Shop

Have you ever been to the Ocracoke Coffee Co.?  If you haven’t, let me just tell you – it is a DREAM.  If you have, well then, you know I speak the truth.

My life dream is to own it, or another cafe in a similar setting.  Ocracoke’s entire population is less than 1,000.  The high school had a graduating class of 7 this year, and the cafe closed early on graduation day so everyone could go to the ceremony.

Are you starting to picture the dream in my head…?

The small town (or island) coffee shop is such a special place.  Everything is home made, fresh and delicious.  Everyone is happy and friendly because everyone knows each other.  There are rocking chairs on the front porch to sip your beverage, and a nice lawn with fragrant flowers and chirping birds.  Dogs and babies hang out.  There are games and books, and everything is just perfect.

Granted, you have to get up at an ungodly hour when you run a coffee shop, but that will work out just fine since my man-friend the fisherman will probably be getting up even earlier to fish.  While he’s fishing, I’ll bake up a batch of muffins at the shop, and after awhile he’ll take a muffin and coffee break, and we’ll sit on the front porch, sipping our coffee and surveying our coffee shop kingdom.  Just living the dream man.

The Webster for Target Looks AWESOME

Blazer ($49.99) Shorts ($24.99) Tank ($19.99) Wedges ($29.99)

Holy Moly Target loves designer collaborations, don’t they?  And their latest line, with Miami boutique The Webster, looks amazeballs.  Debuting May 6th, the collection will be available both in stores and online (some items are online exclusives.)  Worried about a replay of the door-busting mad rush sell-out that the Jason Wu collection caused?  Target spokesperson Jessica Carlson promises that they will be adequately stocked to meet demand this time…both in stores and online.

Staying true to their breezy Miami aesthetic, The Webster’s line is full of fun, vibrant pieces.  Lots of mint and coral, prints and colorblocking.  We are very excited.

See more of our favorite looks after the jump!

 
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Caviar, G&G Style

Despite our time in the Motherland, G&G could never really get behind caviar.  While I appreciate the decadence it symbolizes, I’ve never been like, “Hey you know what I could go for right now? Some fish eggs.”

But now, well, now there’s a “caviar manicure,” and we think we’re all about it. (We’ll know for sure in April when Sephora will start selling it.)

Brought to us by UK company Ciate, the “caviar manicure” is “feminine, indulgent yet delicately extravagant.”  The instructions look easy enough, though the 15-20 minute drying time is rather daunting, as we have a hard time even waiting five for normal polish to dry.  The kit will be available in three colors: rainbow (which you could probs do yourself with some nonpareils…) black (which actually looks pretty badass) and “mother of pearl” (which looks like an alien/snow queen.)

What do you think?  Will you be joining Ciate’s waiting list?