Curing the heat and decorating their new digs with IKEA goodness, the G&G gals won’t be leaving South-fil-a much this summer, because of Chick-fil-a. The southern based dream of an eatery, is home of the “Original Chicken Sandwich,” consisting of juicy and thick (LIGHTLY breaded, calm down you hussy) chicken, and quarter-sized slices of pickles, snuggling up between toasty buns.
If you haven’t heard of this place you should be ashamed. Paired with their classic lemonade and pantie wetting waffle fries, the #1 meal is a sure fire guarantee for a second date, boys! Their mascot is a large dyslexic cow with human like characteristics who advertises that you should eat chicken, not beef. Can you think of a better way to let your vegetarianism down easy? I can’t.
Oh, and don’t you forget about those condiments! A true G&G girl never eats without company, whether they’ve got a peel back seal or not. Make sure to ask for: honey mustard, ranch, chick-fil-a sauce, and sweet & sour (they call it Polynesian). DO NOT smear or pour any of these delectable sauces between the buns of your chick, simply dip between bites and rotate through each sauce. This goes for the waffle fries, too.
If you decide to eat in, and think this meal merits a proper prayer before your taste buds get what they deserve, don’t hesitate. Chick-fil-a is pro-Jesus, they’re even closed on Sunday.
We went, we snacked, and we got fat at The Kibitz Room on their opening day and wanted to share the glory via photograph. Aside from the fantastic sandwiches, potato pancakes, kugel, and other other treats we tasted, there were bagels, 5 types of cream cheese, breads, pastries, meats galore, fishies, salads, and sides. Personally, we tasted the corned beef special, a hot brisket sandwich, something turkey and fabulous, fruit kugel, potato pancakes, and every single type of pickle known to man. All undoubtedly perfect.
Hey there, and MOZEL TOV to you if you live in Killadelphia because something delicious is coming this way. The Kibitz Room is opening on April 26th (that is TOMORROW in case you’re slow with those sorts of things), settling in at 1521 Locust Street. The original Kibitz Room is in Cherry Hill, but we know better than to go to New Jersey for anything (except for all the Chads in Ocean City).
Some menu highlights:
Fresh Cut Coney Island Fries $3-$5
Potato Pancakes $7
Potato and Spinach Knish $ 3.50
Challah French Toast (and other breakfast treats) $8.50
Matzo Ball Soup ( you can even get it as a whole fucking quart to go) $4- $8
Any Sandwich with all the meats you’d ever want (including tongue or liver, YUM!) $10- $30
and… our personal fav on the menu is known solely as the:
(So… it’s great big mother fucker? Something else? We’re not so great with acronyms over here.)
And the mofo is dressed accordingly with… Corned Beef, Pastrami, Turkey, Roast Beef and Brisket with Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing, Swiss Cheese and Lettuce, Tomato & Onion… all for $30.
I’ll be getting two thousand of those, thanks.
Anywho, you know you want to be a Jew, so it’s time you started acting like one. Go ahead, don’t be afraid, and we’ll see you 5 gazillion pounds later.