Plopping 101

Listen, I know it sounds kinda like it may be NSFW…but it’s perfectly acceptable to bring up plopping in polite company.  As a matter of fact, I’d start telling every curly haired girl you know.

Because curly hair is hard, and we can use all the help we can get.

Curly hair, like many things in life, takes (a lot) of time to master.  Lucky for us, we just discovered “plopping,” and are now obsessed with it.  It’s so easy! And you know nothing gets into G&G’s beauty routine unless it’s easy.

Curly hair should not be washed very often, but it’s ok to condition those unruly locks in between shampoos.  Which is good, because you need wet hair to plop!

-After washing/conditioning, comb through your hair with a wide toothed comb and apply any curl creme or whatever product you like to use.

-Lay out a t-shirt or towel, or if you’re cool like G&G, a cheetah print scarf, on your bed.

-Leaning over the towel, bend at the waist and “plop” wet hair onto the towel.  (Making sure curls are positioned at the top of your head.)

-Pull the towel taut (hate that word) around your head, and begin to twist the ends as you stand.

-Keep twisting until the towel is tight, and tie/clip towel ends at the nape of your neck.

-You just plopped!

You can plop overnight, or just a bit in the morning as you go about the rest of your morning routine.  Some folks like to just use plopping as a first step, and then finish drying with a diffuser after.  Obviously G&G is too lazy to do that.

How to be Beautiful When You’re Broke

Everyone knows that we Girls are always broke.  Everyone also knows that we are just stunning.  As in very beautiful.  Here are some cheapo products that we use to help stay that way:

- Anything by Aveeno.  Especially moisturizer.  It keeps your skin soft and dewy like a baby.  We like the Clear Complexion one, to keep those pesky pimples at bay. (drugstores, $15)

- Ocean Potion Ever Glow Daily Moisturizer.  Ocean Potion is also our favorite sunscreen, because all of their products smell like creamsicle.  This lotion is not only good for soothing sunburn, but also as a daily lotion after shaving. (drugstores, $5)
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Nail Bar Is Where It’s At

As I’m sure you know, G&G has been frequenting Nail Bar for years now.  Whenever we’ve got a little spare monies (and sometimes when we don’t…) we just love to get our nails did.  However, we are very loyal creatures of habit, and if we can’t make it to Nail Bar, well then, we’re not going anywhere else either.  So, most of the time our nails look like we’ve been digging to China with our bare hands.

But not today! Oh no sir!  Today, after too long a hiatus, we made it back for that top notch manicure and complimentary champagne (or wine, or mimosa, or hot chocolate…whatever your little heart desires…)  We just love walking through the door, and seeing all the familiar faces welcoming us and offering us a drink.  Yes please!

It’s easy to see why Nail Bar has been bestowed several Best of Philly titles, as well as many other awards.  The entire salon is spotless, yet doesn’t feel sterile like some salons do.  Even the bathroom is always spic and span, with a little chest full of tampons just in case; a thoughtful touch if you ask me.

We recommend becoming a member (a one time fee of $50) because then you get 15% off on Tuesdays, and points to save towards future manicures.  We wish we could go every week, but we are not richies (yet.)  We have already decided however, that we are renting the whole place out for each and every one of our bachelorette parties.  Who needs Vegas when you have Nail Bar?  Psh.

This Stuff is Great!

Whoa baby.  We fell in love with a shampoo this weekend.  Let me tell you how it happened.  The G&G Girls went camping again this weekend which means we were not planning on showering for the entire time.  However, after a 10 mile canoe trip down the Delaware, we were feeling pretty grimy.  Only one of us brought shampoo and conditioner, and no one had a hair dryer or any product, because , helloooooo, we’re caaaaamping…!

So all three of us used the same stuff.  Organix Smoothing Shea Butter shampoo and conditioner.  And guess what?  After showering, not putting any product in our hair, and using the fan in the corner of the camp bathroom as a dryer, we all had amazing hair.  The girl with long, thin, glamourous wavy hair, the girl with medium length crazy frizz prone curly hair, and the girl with short, color treated hair.  We were the hottest bitches around the campfire for sure.  And, maybe the best part, even after a night around the fire, the next morning our hair still smelled delicious, and not like smoke and hotdogs.  We are sold.

You Can Fuze My Pro Anytime Baby

No doubt you’ve seen the commercials for the Gillette Fusion ProGlide razors. The one with all those hairless men shaving their babyfaces and going, “Wow.”? Well, anyway, it wasn’t the commercial that sold me. It was the fact that CVS gave me $5 in Extra Bucks for buying it.
My father is pretty much the hairiest man alive, and I also have very sensitive skin. That combines into a brutal combination that makes shaving one of the most miserable things in the world.
But all that’s over now, thanks to the Fusion ProGlide! My legs feel like a baby’s bottom! And whoa baby it’s like shaving with silk! It’s like not even shaving at all! It’s Amazeballs 2000!
You know what? I even shaved past my knee. That’s right, all the way up the thigh. And let me just tell you, that does not happen often. This may the the beginning of a new era…

G&G Believes in U!

And by “U” we mean U by Kotex, not you, dear reader. Sorry.
Anyway, over the past few months we’ve been noticing a brilliant ad campaign for Kotex’s new line of tampons and pads. Since we are in their prime marketing demographic, and since we also keep our eyes out for brilliant marketing, we paid attention. We watched the ads on TV, looked up more on YouTube, and even posted them on our friend’s walls on facebook.
We loved them that much.
If you haven’t seen them yet, here are a few of our faves:

See, aren’t they great? When G&G loves an ad campaign we like to support the product, so when that time of the month rolled around, we decided we’d better give these puppies a go. And you know what? It’s not just the commercials for U that are genius, the tampons themselves are amazing too!
U by Kotex gets an all around A++ and a few dozen gold stars for not only coming up with this incredible ad campaign, but producing a product that’s worthy of it.

G&G CONFESSIONS: Sometimes I Don’t Shower Daily

When we were little girls, prior to puberty, our mothers would have to chase our hineys around the house to get us to bathe. Once those boobies started to fill in, we couldn’t get enough of the possibility of having to shave our legs and scented body washes.
Now that we’re all grown up though, there just aren’t enough hours in the day to get everything done on our packed to-do list.
The real cherry on top of this time crunch is our cat, who refuses to let us get any shut eye once 8 a.m. hits and he’s feeling a rumble in the jungle. Ra-ude.
Some might say the G&G chickadees have taken one step forward and two steps backwards, but we couldn’t disagree more. We would choose an extra hour of sleep, another drink or one more episode of Millionaire Matchmaker over cutting the fun short to have to shower.
But, you’d never know we were skipping a day from under the water works. Thanks to a little thang called dry shampoo.

When we first starting falling in love with this stuff, we didn’t want to share the miracle with anyone. But now, we fill everyone in on our dirty little secret.
Say you wake up a wee bit late and have to rush to work, with no allotted time to shower. Dry those tears, my friend, because you’ve got nothing to worry about.
Just shake this stuff up and spray a few inches away from the roots of your hair.
Mess it up a bit by rubbing your roots with your fingertips and POOF! Grease be gone! Don’t overdoes on the spraying though, less is always more. Even though you can’t really feel this light weight airy spray, it’s there and it’s working.
No more granny head from rubbing baby powder through your hair to absorb the yuck.
We’ve tried a few different brands, but we’re brand loyal ladies.
Our favorite is Rockaholic’s Dirty Secret, by Tigi Professionals. No, they don’t sell the Rockaholic line at Sehora, but it can be found at just about any salon beauty supply store. Sephora also has a variety of dry shampoo options, even in baby sized bottles to see if you like the goods.
So go on, live a little more and shower a little less! No one will ever know the difference.

He Can Rob My Hood Anytime!

G&G just got back from a screening of the new Robin Hood with Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett and you know what? We loved it. We’ve had enough of all this transformer, laser, weird super technology shit. We’ll take a good old bow and arrow any day. And this movie is full of bow and arrows. Hot, rugged, manly men with beards who can shoot a guy off a horse from 3825 miles away. Legit tough guys who know how to wield a real sword, not just the one hanging between their legs. In short, this movie is full of dreamboats.
While Russell Crowe has that epic, sweaty, hero type down perfectly, the title for Hottest Robin Hood might still have to go to that sexy fox from Disney’s animated version. We’ve had a crush on him since we were 7.

Whoa baby.
But anyway…this new Robin Hood is epic. It’s set in 1199, when things were just crazytown. We’re really glad we didn’t live back then, when people were just killing people all the time for no real reason. We’re glad we live in modern day Philadelphia, where that only happens sometimes. You think those trashy soap operas your Grandma watches are full of unlikely plot twists and betrayals and secret deals? Well, Days of Our Lives ain’t got nothin on medieval England!
You may think that you already know all there is to know about Robin Hood, since there have been about 8356 other movies made about him, but this one’s a little different because it gives us the back story. We didn’t know most of this stuff, and kept leaning over and whispering to each other, “That didn’t happen in the Disney one!” We get to see how Robin Hood became Robin Hood. I mean, we all know he steals from the rich and gives to the poor, but how did he get that way? Well now G&G knows, and on May 14th, when the film hits theaters, you should go find out too!

No Way Jose!

This new book is brilliant.  
The idea is simple enough, and the content so spot on that it leaves you thinking, “I could have written this!”  Yeah, it’s true, G&G and pretty much any girl alive totally could have written this book, but they didn’t think of it in time.  Anne Coyle and Ellen Rakieten beat us to it, chronicling 311 things that make men undateable.  And they’re all here: cell phone holsters, tighty whiteys, ordering girly drinks, wearing pleated shorts, using too many sports analogies…  To compile the list, the authors interviewed hundreds of women, asking them what their immediate turn-offs are. We’re not talking major character flaws here, just random little things guys do/say/wear that make them automatically undateable.  
G&G has quite a list of their own, like guys that drink at Fox & Hound, or wear velcro sandals, or wear jeans to the gym, or wear smaller pants than us.  As a matter of fact, maybe G&G will write the sequel…
What are some of your “undateables?”

You Can Schmake Out Forever with This Stuff!

G&G is a little hesitant to say this because it is such an outrageous claim, BUT, we think we may have found the most perfect lip color out there. And it only costs $8.00.
The Girls have fallen in love with Cover Girl’s Outlast Lipstain for several reasons. Naturally the low price is a major plus since the Girls tend to always be broke.  Also, it’s matte. None of that shimmery glossy crap for us.  We don’t really want to look like we slathered our lips with Vaseline thank you.  Plus, do you know how gross schmaking out is with all that junk on your lips?
Unfortunately, we have not been able to perform an official “kiss off” test with this stain yet, as G&G has been experiencing a bit of a boy drought as of late.  However, we have been consuming copious amounts of alcohol, and have yet to leave a mark on our glass!  If you do need to reapply, the marker style application tip is very convenient, and also fun, to use.
So, in summary, if you drink or make out more than the average person, but don’t want to have to sacrifice gorgeous lip color, this stuff is def for you!