Oh geez peez. It’s been clear for awhile now that the advertising and marketing world’s new love is aiming “lady stuff” at boys. Hence “Dove For Men,” “Doctor Pepper 10″ with “10 Manly Calories” and “Vaseline MEN.” Just like women need pink power tools, seems all you have to do is put “men” in the name and turn the packaging black (or sometimes navy blue) and viola, it’s for boys!
And now you guys have your very own yogurt. Because no self respecting man would be caught dead with a Yoplait in his hand.
Introducing “Powerful Yogurt,” a “Greek yogurt for the active man.” Boasting 25 grams of protein to the average 12, this is yogurt that will put hair on your chest. Sure, you’re still eating Stevia sweetened, Blueberry-Acai yogurt, but it’s in a black container with bull horns on it, so you’re good. Not too surprisingly, the nearest retailers of this stuff to G&G headquarters is in Jersey, because if anyone is in constant search of their “inner abs” it’s those shore meatheads.
More manly products after the jump: